MeatCards: Print Your Business Cards On Beef Jerky With A Frickin’ Laser Beam

I’ve made no secret about my disdain for business cards. In an age where we can swap photographs and movies in a matter of seconds wirelessly, why are we still fumbling with clumsy pieces of paper that are both easy to lose and environmentally unfriendly? Today, it looks like I might be eating my words (or, as the case may be, yours). Enter MeatCards. Two weeks ago a number of blogs caught wind of this bizarre and potentially amazing creation, bringing meat and lasers together to create the most protein-rich business cards ever. Some thought it was a hoax. But it’s very real.
Cardapult
If you want to stand out in the business world today you need a creative edge. You need to stand out. A plain old flat card stock business card isn’t going to keep you in anyone’s mind after you leave. A genius idea would be to turn your business card into a desktop catapult powered by a rubberband. The cardapult can launch tiny paper projectiles a surprisingly far distance. I know if I had one of these awesome original business cards, it would be on my desk permanently. And that’s the type of impression you need to make.



